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Get all my videos!

Toad King — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 07:08:00 +0000

Ever since Vimeo has decided to be royal douches and ban all video-game related content from their site, I’ve been hosting my videos myself. Hopefully they won’t get too popular and my monthly bandwidth won’t be breached.

And in case that does happen, here are lower-res versions on GameVee.

NO FUN Stories

Toad King — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 05:57:12 +0000

Don’t you love when you play with people like this in games?

OKAY OJAY HERE’S YOUR UPDATE

Toad King — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 20:21:56 +0000

NOW STOP COMPLAINING ON VENT.

YOU COCK.

EDIT: HAHAHA YOUR COMMENTS WERE CAUGHT IN THE SPAM FILTER.

Wat

Toad King — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 01:31:45 +0000

Top used search terms for toadking.com:

I especially like how this image is catching a lot of pedophiles searching for cartoon porn.

{Nod} VS [GU] - The Roflstomp

Toad King — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 04:44:20 +0000

Well, it’s sure been a while, but I finally have a reason to update: The best clanmatch in TF2 ever.

TF2: {Nod} VS [GU] - The Roflstomp from Toad King on Vimeo.

UPDATE: Part 2 is up!

TF2: {Nod} VS [GU] - The Roflstomp Part 2 from Toad King on Vimeo.

I might update more if more people visited my site

Toad King — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 14:50:15 +0000

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Toad King — Wed, 02 May 2007 20:24:29 +0000

Hey, everybody’s doing it!

Leechers beware

Toad King — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 22:12:34 +0000

So a user by the name of “Sylar” on the narutofan.com forums apparently thought it would be “cool” to hotlink directly to a 1Mb animated GIF on toadking.com. Normally, I would let it slide, but that file was 1Mb in size, and was getting 10000+ views, which ads up to over 10Gb of bandwidth a week. So what if I have over two terabytes of bandwidth from my host? This “Sylar” needed to be taught a lesson.

I thought about Goatse-ing him, but that seemed too boring and unoriginal. As of now, I decided on a 65535×65535 GIF image to replace the one he was linking to. I plan on replacing that with something more offensive later on.

The moral of this post; don’t leech of me.

Seriously, what the hell

Toad King — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 19:41:36 +0000

While I was randomly searching around the OSU Open Source Lab site, I managed to find this little gem.

Stretching and killing cats

Toad King — Fri, 09 Mar 2007 02:28:28 +0000

It’s been a while, so I thought I’d let you see what I’ve been doing for the past couple of months: Learning C. To show you, I have two cat-related programs. (The cat relationship is merely a coincidence, I swear!)

Schrödinger’s Cat: If you haven’t heard of the name Schrödinger, then look it up on Wikipedia. Basically, you place the cat inside a box and watch it either live or die. It displays one of two messages for each result, but if you know how fortune cookie files work, you can add as many as you wish.

Longcat: Longcat is a long cat. But just how long? A console program that shows you how long this cat is.

Both applications are licensed under the GPL.

UPDATE: I fixed a bug in the Longcat program and made a few minor changes to it. If you downloaded it before, please do so again.